Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. – Hanlon’s Razor.
More than halfway across the Atlantic, Arthur said, “I assume you know where we are going once we get to Rome?”
“Yes, it’s a little cottage at the top of a mountain. It’s not actually in Rome. It’s in Fiesole. That’s a bit above Florence. The place is called the Vista dal Cielo.”
“What does it mean?” Arthur asked.
“The View from Heaven.” Cal smiled slowly, his eyes taking on a dreamy quality.
“You like it there?” Arthur said with a slight smirk and tried to keep it on his face and out of his voice.
“Love it, it’s so peaceful there. You can see the whole of Florence.” Cal snapped his head toward Arthur. “It’s a good place to take women. They always swoon at the sight. It’s apparently romantic, so it’s very advantageous.”
“Sure, sure.” Arthur nodded. They sat in silence, listening to James’s snoring. “Cal?”
Cal turned back to Arthur from looking at his cell phone. “Yes?”
“Why do you hate being called a vampire?”
Cal glanced at Arthur, a glint in his eye. “I’m not entirely sure. I suppose it’s because vampires and gothic people in general have a bad connotation attached to them.”
Arthur laughed jovially. “Have you not read the news lately?”
Cal shook his head. “Do I look like a person who reads the pop news?”
“Vampires are some of the coolest things. For seven years there was a vampire slayer. Now we have sparkly vampires. Before that there was the brat prince. Everyone loves vampires,” Arthur said grinning.
“You sure?” Cal looked at him.
“Yes and besides, you aren’t a full-fledged vampire anyway.”
Cal nodded and sat back in his seat staring out the window. Arthur wiggled in his seat to get comfortable before realizing that Cal couldn’t be that out of the loop He took a deep breath.
“So, now that you’ve gotten that out of your system. Why is it really that you don’t like being called a vampire?”
“Damn. You’re more observant than I expected.”
Arthur beamed at the backhand sort of compliment. “I’m a lot of things more than most people expect.”
Cal smirked. “Tell me more about that.”
Arthur blushed realizing the implications of what he had said. “That’s not what I meant and don’t try and change the subject.”
Cal smiled slightly. “Very well.” He got really quiet and still. If Arthur didn’t know better, he would have thought Cal had died.
Giving a long sigh, Cal said, “I suppose I don’t like getting called a vampire because it reminds me too much of school. Of my past. I don’t like to look back.”
“It’s too painful,” Arthur finished Cal’s unspoken thought. Cal glanced at Arthur before looking back out the window. Arthur was reminded of the great friendship they’d had and the great gap that had been created since then. The two ex-friends lapsed into a painful silence.
“What happened to us, Thete?”
Arthur felt a stab of pain at his old nickname. How do I make this less painful to hear? “You decided I wasn’t good enough for you.”
Well that wasn’t it. “I didn’t have enough money. I wasn’t influential enough for you.”
Cal swallowed and looked at the floor. He looked back at Arthur. “Thete, I… I’m… um…”
A loud snore from James interrupted Cal. The two lapsed into silence before James said, “No. No more singing flowers.”
Cal looked at Arthur, laughter rolling around his face.
“What?” Why is he laughing?
“Sorry random thought. Do you still sing musical songs randomly like you used to back at Vyren?”
“Not as much. Actually, not at all. I still watch musicals all the time and listen to them, but I don’t know. I just don’t feel like it these days,” Arthur replied, his voice taking on a melancholy tint. Why am I telling him this? He opened up to you. Might as well return the favor.
“What happened?” Cal asked sounding genuinely concerned.
Why do you care? “Honestly?”
Cal nodded. “Of course.”
“I got my heart broken by the only girl I had ever really loved. She pretended to be dead to be with my hated enemy—no offence,” Arthur said, his hand out in a placating manner.
“None taken.” Cal’s face was full of understanding. Odd.
“I didn’t realize how sheltered and… naive I was until that happened.” Arthur was surprised to see that Cal looked more than slightly guilty. Probably just an act. He doesn’t really care. I can’t believe that. If he cared I would feel inclined to forgive him and I can’t.
They fell into a silence again. It was quiet except for the purring of the engines and James’s snoring. Arthur took this time to glance around. The jet looked exactly as he had thought it would; plush chairs, a wet bar, a big screen tv, the best money would buy, of course. Everything seemed to be very expensive. Just how Cal liked it.
A voice came over the loudspeaker. “We are beginning our descent into the Leonardo da Vinci-Fiumicino Airport. Please fasten your seatbelts.”
Cal got up and walked over to James. He grinned evilly and slapped him “Fasten your seatbelt,” he said and walked back over to fasten his own.
That was unnecessary. Arthur thought buckling his own belt.
James grumbled and fastened his seat belt. Arthur tensed and braced himself. He’d never ridden on an airplane before, but he figured that since he had hated the take off, the landing must be just as bad.
As it turned out, a few minutes later, he was right. His face had taken on a slight green color as the three men exited the jet.
Cal smirked. “You okay?”
Arthur nodded, afraid to open his mouth for fear of losing the lunch he’d eaten on the jet.
“So, what are we doing now?” James asked stretching. He hadn’t had a problem. He had been all over the world as the Daily Star’s ace reporter.
“We are going to get my car—”
“What kind?” James interrupted.
Cal glared at him. “The silver Pagani,” Cal replied. “As I was saying, we are going to get my car and drive up to Fiesole. Depending on if we get pulled over or not, we should make it in a few hours.”
“If we get pulled over?” Arthur asked.
“This car goes up to 215 plus miles an hour. So if we get pulled over, you’ll just have to wait for me to talk myself out of the ticket, which, admittedly, should only take a few seconds, but plan for it just in case,” Cal said walking into a garage, just off the tarmac.
Arthur and James followed him wordlessly. As they reached the garage, a car pulled out. Arthur resisted the urge to gasp. It was sleek and the sun glinted off the car just right. Arthur tried to find a word to describe it. Kinda like how lightning would look in car form.
The car drive over and the driver got out. He was dressed all in black with a black racing helmet. He wordlessly handed the keys to Cal. Arthur and James watched him walk away. Cal noticed them and smirked.
“Some say his tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.”
They all piled in the car, quite squishily, and drove to Fiesole. It was a tiny town with little people. The inn that Cal had mentioned to Arthur was at the top of the highest mountain in the town. It was quite a hike to the top, but everyone eventually made it. James had his hands on his knees wheezing as he reached the top.
“Holy Hell, that was a long way. It’s good I have awesome shoes!” James said still with his hands on his knees, but this time it was because he was looking at his shoes. “Aren’t they lovely? I got them last time I was in Italy. I love them! They’re my favorite!”
“They’re kinda ugly.” Cal said. “They look like something you found in a dumpster.”
“At least my whole outfit doesn’t make me look like an impecunious man,” James said.
“Is that the place that you were taking about?” Arthur asked pointing at the small inn a few feet back from the edge.
Cal nodded. “Yeah. Luckily, the desk clerk speaks English.”
“That’s weird. Living in a town this small I would think that no one would speak English,” Arthur said and started walking toward the Inn. Arthur could hear James and Cal standing back probably talking about him.
Arthur walked in and leaned against the desk, looking more confident than he actually felt. “Hi. I was wondering if you had seen a girl. She’s about um… five feet, six inches with dirty blond hair. Kinda skinny, but not too skinny.”
“Why do you want to know?” the girl asked with a smile on her face.
“She told us to come here.”
“I can be your girl, if you want. I know everything there is to do in Fiesole.” She giggled and touched his arm lightly.
“Totally into him,” James said.
Cal nodded and walked over. He clapped Arthur on the shoulder. “So, what are you two talking about?”
“She is telling me about Fiesole and the things that we can do here,” Arthur replied with a smile.
Cal raised an eyebrow. “Well, we don’t need to know about Fiesole. We need to know about Sabrina.”
Arthur sighed. “The vampire’s not Sabrina anymore, Cal.” He turned back to the woman. “Sorry, but I really need to know about that girl I described.”
“Si, yes.” The woman bent down and pulled a piece of paper from under the desk. “She left this for a ‘short angry man,’ she said,” the woman said and handed the paper to Arthur. She leaned in close to Arthur. “I think she possibly meant the little one.” She gestured to Cal.
Cal glared. “What does the note say?”
Arthur smirked and opened the paper. “The note says: Ha ha, Fooled you. You’re lover is in Rome at the hotel that you know so well. Room 425. Miss you, Nero. Kisses, Sabrina.”
Cal took a deep breath and took the note from Arthur.
“You know where she is talking about again, right?” James asked.
“Of course…” Cal said quietly. “Although, I would rather not go there.”
“Why? Is that where you take all the girls that you ‘love’?” James said.
Cal pushed James hard and walked out of the Inn.
James crashed through some picturesque tables and chairs to land on the floor twenty feet away. Arthur rushed over. James was breathing heavily. His head was bleeding.
“James. James.” Arthur tapped his face. Arthur turned to the desk clerk who was by his side in a moment. “Get me some water, hurry.”
She nodded and ran off. She was back as soon as possible and gave him some water. Arthur poured a small amount of water on James’s face and ran down into his shirt. “James! James!”
James coughed and blinked. He looked at his clothes and sat up. “Damn it, Arthur. These were dry clean only,” he said weakly.
Arthur smiled. “Good to have you back, buddy.”
James grinned back.
Author's Note: Sorry about the really really late posting of this. I'll try and be more consistent in my posting.